Kinnering is a describing word for just about anything. It can be used in any context, in any situation and for anything.
Are you guys kinnering over there?
I'm feeling pretty kinnering.
Mate, you look kinnering!
Wow, that hat is totally kinnering.
I feel like.. kinnering.
I miss you, you're kinnering!
In prison, kiestering smuggling in the ass usually accounts for a small portion of the contraband. Most inmates only kiester something if they are coming through Visiting or from outside the prison. Once they are inside they don't have to worry as much about being strip searched since they are often just given a pat-down so the need to kiester is less important.
Being spoken to in a monotonous and condescending tone buy a man who is far past retirement age, usually about a long past issue and who is could have easily been solved if they were there at the time.
Kindering is the act of throwing Kinder eggs and other Kinder products at passing people or objects, specifically houses and cars. Kindering is a criminal offence in most countries. Kindering is sometimesassociated with certain events and holidays such as National Kinder Egg Day.