Kinzer 

... a uncommonly attractive lion of a man. Often found booty grabbing, taming wild animals, and eating grilled cheese. Best enjoyed as boyfriend, but its fun to pretend you just met him.

I was walking through the grocery store Tuesday, when I was blindsided by a Kinzer. It caught me off-gaurd, needless to say we bought chocolate syrup and whipped cream.

Kinzer by Dolores Smith October 20, 2007

Kinzer 

n. One who enjoys, engages in, or has an interest in acts involving santorum. See santorum. After KS state representative Lance Kinzer (R-Olathe). From the M. Ger. kinz ("hamfisted") + zero ("loser"), from M. Eng. kah (archaic "dirty sanchez") + inzer ("to insert hamfist"), from O. Eng. kaents (interj. "major putz").

That is the most santorum-gobbling Kinzer I ever did see.

Kinzer by specialagentdalecooper February 20, 2008

Kinzer-effect 

When you plan on having one drink but somehow end up drinking all night.

I stopped to have one beer but the Kinzer-effect kicked in and I was there drinking all damn night

Kinzer-effect by mccms123 August 22, 2019

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! 

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023

kinze 

Horribly mentally deficient . Typically ungrateful, self absorbed, codependent,immature, and superficial. A human mess that feels sorry for itself. Given everything but gives nothing. A drunken disaster and walking tragedy the world is forced to watch until the inevitable end of driving off a cliff whilst taking a selfie. Praying innocent people aren't harmed when this scum of a person meets a well rejoiced end. Hopefully breeding is off the table with a womb so polluted with random std ridden ejaculate. A limited vocabulary with a "like" between every word. A very special person indeed. Needs a helmet and caution tape to walk around. Parents should be fined for cheating the population and sticking the world with this abomination. A constant source of ill manners, ass leakage, and disrespect. Do not invite into your home unless you like cleaning up bags of food from this lazy pig.

Somebody please give kinze back her eyebrows.

kinze by JusticeComes4usAll August 17, 2018

paul kinder

a school filled with inconsiderate twats; aka a ton of 11 year olds that think they’re much older than they really are and try to twerk and grind on walls even though they don’t have a fucking ass. they’re sticks. it’s misery. i want to gouge my eyes out 99% of the time please stop kids this is not okay please end me what the fuck

please stop paul kinder...i’m serious you guys are terrible end me

paul kinder by End Me Plz October 4, 2017

Kindergender 

Kindergender is someone who feels "trapped" in an adult body, but is still a kid on the inside, and therefore is attracted to other kids.

it's an excuse for pedophila

“hey, you know Brad? He told me he was kindergender”
“no way, dude! he's a pedophile?”
“yeah, it's disgusting!”

Kindergender by -sleepyboy February 14, 2018