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a keezer is a man who has smoked for more then 40 years when he has only been alive for 15 and a half :)
Damn i want a cigarette, where is the big mack daddy Keezer when you need him?
keezer by 7.. 5 December 4, 2004
Words you can keep
A large man with a beard that he rarely trims. He wears a large leather jacket in the winter time and camo hardcore shorts during the summer.

He also enjoys partying very much.
"Yo you were at that party with keezer? Hell yeah son that niggas my homie!"
keezer by cobaltzorz December 28, 2005
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Keezer is a remarkable kid with an extremely sarcastic/hilarious/hearty laughter and is believed to make a great Santa Claus. He is immensly tall, and when you tickle him he will kick you in the head. He has a huge leather jacket, and if you put it on, it will look like you're swimming in it. He personally enjoys my marketing idea about cellphones and internet hook ups.
Keezer: Cows can't use phones or type.
Marisa: I'm a cow with marketing skills.

^See? Feel the love.
keezer by Marisa December 14, 2004
someone who you keeping for life and forever, a one in a milllion.
she my one in a million she a keeper
keeper by faaizahx1 May 1, 2020

sweeper keeper 

Is a new way of goalkeeper, Manuel Neuer is an example of a sweeper keeper, sweeper keepers usually defend out of the penalty area,
"Cristiano Ronaldo had a break away into Bayern's Half and Manuel Neuer comes out of his Penalty area to defend the box he played the role as a sweeper keeper"

keetered 

BOTH drunk and stoned.
"Man, we were drunk last night, but you were totally stoned too." "Yeah, dude. I was pretty keetered."
keetered by SwingBatter October 12, 2009

Smile Keeper❤️❤️ 

A girl who is very kind and has a lovely personality. She is a very good friend and when you are feeling down...she will make you happy. She is funny and perfect too.😀😀😀❤️❤️
Who's that person over there...It's Smile Keeper❤️❤️!!!❤️. SHE IS A FUN PERSON TO HANG OUT WITH.
Smile Keeper❤️❤️ by Xpro$ December 25, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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