keezer

a keezer is a man who has smoked for more then 40 years when he has only been alive for 15 and a half :)

Damn i want a cigarette, where is the big mack daddy Keezer when you need him?

by 7.. 5 December 4, 2004

keezer

A large man with a beard that he rarely trims. He wears a large leather jacket in the winter time and camo hardcore shorts during the summer.

He also enjoys partying very much.

"Yo you were at that party with keezer? Hell yeah son that niggas my homie!"

by cobaltzorz December 28, 2005

keezer

Keezer is a remarkable kid with an extremely sarcastic/hilarious/hearty laughter and is believed to make a great Santa Claus. He is immensly tall, and when you tickle him he will kick you in the head. He has a huge leather jacket, and if you put it on, it will look like you're swimming in it. He personally enjoys my marketing idea about cellphones and internet hook ups.

Keezer: Cows can't use phones or type.
Marisa: I'm a cow with marketing skills.

^See? Feel the love.

by Marisa December 14, 2004

keeper

someone who you keeping for life and forever, a one in a milllion.

she my one in a million she a keeper

by faaizahx1 May 1, 2020

sweeper keeper

Is a new way of goalkeeper, Manuel Neuer is an example of a sweeper keeper, sweeper keepers usually defend out of the penalty area,

"Cristiano Ronaldo had a break away into Bayern's Half and Manuel Neuer comes out of his Penalty area to defend the box he played the role as a sweeper keeper"

by Soccer, Football, Goalkeeper, September 26, 2014

keetered

BOTH drunk and stoned.

"Man, we were drunk last night, but you were totally stoned too." "Yeah, dude. I was pretty keetered."

by SwingBatter October 12, 2009

Smile Keeper❤️❤️

A girl who is very kind and has a lovely personality. She is a very good friend and when you are feeling down...she will make you happy. She is funny and perfect too.😀😀😀❤️❤️

Who's that person over there...It's Smile Keeper❤️❤️!!!❤️. SHE IS A FUN PERSON TO HANG OUT WITH.

by Xpro$ December 25, 2021