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girl, sister, female friend
"who dat? Ma' kizzer"
kizzer by coatl May 8, 2003
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Kizzer is my husband ,he is so gentle
Kizzer by New gentleman July 12, 2025
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He is so kizzer, he fights for women's rights
Kizzer by Theearthandthefuture January 24, 2026

wat up kizzer 

say what up and holla back and kizzer means like friend
wat up kizzer how have you been
wat up kizzer by melisa September 25, 2004

Kizerkot 

Shut up, just shut your mouth, you’re such a dumbass, fuck off, stfu. Typically used as a way to say stfu in Aramaic, but commonly used in a joking manner. However, don’t tell your parents this, or expect a real slap to the face.
Kizerkot, you’re so stupid.
Samira, just Kizerkot, it’s getting old, gosh.
Kizerkot, I could just slap you right now.
Kizerkot by RonnieRoo February 17, 2019
A person with abnormally large lips. Which usually effect their speech.
That kizner over there needs a lip reduction surgery.
kizner by TheNewWordOrder June 23, 2011
Nice until screwed over. Will break their back to help you out unless you use them, then you get nothing. Originated from Kaiser. A name from Germany.
Kizer is the person to go to if you need help man! Oh wait, you're the guy that was talking about them. Well might as well forget that.
Kizer by kasers October 20, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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