Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

kinesiocracy

n. <i>kinesio</i> Muscle + <i>cracy</i> to rule: The general attitude that good athletes and good teams get favorable treatment because they are athletes.

The term originated from <i>jock-ocracy</i> from Howard Cosell.
The Kinesiocracy ensured that star quaterback beat the DWI charge.
kinesiocracy by permeister July 1, 2005
Related Words
The preferred and intended result of a first date.
My kission was to have our first kiss in the moonlight overlooking Lake Ontario.
Kission by brianfest July 3, 2010

kissionary 

a sexual position that is essentially the same as the missionary style position, only with an emphasis on the kissing aspect of the intercourse enabled by its physics; often couples who have established a deeply-intimate, intensely-passionate romance will employ the kissionary method when in the mood for a more sensual form of carnal interaction
EXAMPLE 1:

Mike: Joe and Beth are so in love.

Martha: Yeah? How do you know?

Mike: Well, cause Beth told me the they did it kissionary style last night.

Martha: Kissionary style? Wow, it's gettin' serious between them two, huh?

Mike: Indeed, Martha. Indeed it is.

EXAMPLE 2:

Passionate Lover 1: Baby, I'm a do you right tonight.

Passionate Lover 2: Oh yeah, sexy? Tell me more...

Passionate Lover 1: Well, I was thinking we could do it kissionary style.

Passionate Lover 2: Oh damn. You done got me turned on now. Nothing's hotter than kissionary...

Passionate Lover 1: Indeed, passionate lover 2. Indeed there is not.
kissionary by commie22 December 19, 2010

Kinesiology

Prestigious degree in science focusing on the science of human movement, offered at the University of Waterloo, Faculty of Applied Health Sciences. Waterloo founded this program, and offered the first Kin program in the world. They are AHSUM

OR

Wilfred Laurier uses Kinesiology to describe their "Gym" course. At WLU it is nothing more than a highschool gym course over 4 years.
A kinesiologist studies the science of Human Movement. Unless they came from Laurier, then they teach Phys.ed in elementary schools. Go Kinesiology
Kinesiology by Kinman2009 March 10, 2009

kinesiology

Easy major at York - <i>people who aren't in KINE are crazy.</i>
All KINE majors are cool.
kinesiology by Daniel November 29, 2004
My name is kieshon
kieshon by Treyquant November 3, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more