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kissionary 

a sexual position that is essentially the same as the missionary style position, only with an emphasis on the kissing aspect of the intercourse enabled by its physics; often couples who have established a deeply-intimate, intensely-passionate romance will employ the kissionary method when in the mood for a more sensual form of carnal interaction
EXAMPLE 1:

Mike: Joe and Beth are so in love.

Martha: Yeah? How do you know?

Mike: Well, cause Beth told me the they did it kissionary style last night.

Martha: Kissionary style? Wow, it's gettin' serious between them two, huh?

Mike: Indeed, Martha. Indeed it is.

EXAMPLE 2:

Passionate Lover 1: Baby, I'm a do you right tonight.

Passionate Lover 2: Oh yeah, sexy? Tell me more...

Passionate Lover 1: Well, I was thinking we could do it kissionary style.

Passionate Lover 2: Oh damn. You done got me turned on now. Nothing's hotter than kissionary...

Passionate Lover 1: Indeed, passionate lover 2. Indeed there is not.
kissionary by commie22 December 19, 2010
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consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.
Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!

Missionary Position Football 

Really conservative football strategy that coaches use when they are trying to not lose instead of trying to win. Works sometimes in the regular season but rarely works in the playoffs.
Marty Shottenheimer, and Herm Edwards are the kings of Missionary Position Football. They don't understand that big risk yields big reward.

consensual sex in the missionary position 

The most disgusting act one can engage in.
Jesus christ what a sick bastard, I heard he has consensual sex in the missionary position.

missionary monday 

A rule where you can only have sex with a girl in missionary on Monday
Why are we having taco Tuesday on missionary Monday

Missionary 5th base 

Just like missionary position but just anal sex with the man in top.
Anal sex without doggie style, missionary 5th base.

missionary muscles 

The triceps; they are the muscles that a man uses to support himself while having sex in the missionary position.
Oh man, I was on top of Renee for two hours last night and now my missionary muscles are killing me.