by anonermouse June 26, 2010

Student: I finished the homework!
Teacher: We're not accepting homework anymore. You're 10 minutes late.
Student: But I worked so hard on it! >:(
Teacher: DWI.
Teacher: We're not accepting homework anymore. You're 10 minutes late.
Student: But I worked so hard on it! >:(
Teacher: DWI.
by ArchaicScholar November 17, 2011

Friend 1: "Hey, do you want to go and jump off this dangerously high bridge with me?"
Friend 2: "Yea sure, im dwi"
Friend 2: "Yea sure, im dwi"
by E-Sock July 08, 2021

by Matto3847538947534 June 13, 2008

by rez runner 83 March 21, 2010

'deal with it' shortened
by remusisdead February 14, 2021

Dialing While Intoxicated
After a heavy night of drinking. Sometimes Drunk People call everybody they know. This usually takes place alone at 3 in the morning. Or When the caller is much more drunk than the rest of the party. Looking for attention. Sometimes you don't remember Making the calls. But The people you wake up at 3 and 4 am will tell you the next day.
After a heavy night of drinking. Sometimes Drunk People call everybody they know. This usually takes place alone at 3 in the morning. Or When the caller is much more drunk than the rest of the party. Looking for attention. Sometimes you don't remember Making the calls. But The people you wake up at 3 and 4 am will tell you the next day.
Girl: Thanks for the three DWI's last night.
Boy: Sorry I was Drunk, I DWI'd 3 other people as well.
Girl: I commit DWI's when Im Drunk too.
Boy: Sorry I was Drunk, I DWI'd 3 other people as well.
Girl: I commit DWI's when Im Drunk too.
by Vandie March 25, 2008
