Kission

The preferred and intended result of a first date.

My kission was to have our first kiss in the moonlight overlooking Lake Ontario.

by brianfest July 3, 2010

Sigother

N. Love interest or committed companion/partner. Abbreviation for "Significant Other"

My sigother and I have been together for 4 years.

by brianfest July 18, 2009

armfart

A person who is crude and rude in a quiet, professional environment.

He's a real armfart, swears like a drunken sailor, is rude and tells off color jokes.

by brianfest July 30, 2009

Surpraise

Surpraise, (n) - a positive response to an unexpectedly good performance.

Although the dancer appeared less than agile, she received strong surpraise from the audience.

by brianfest November 14, 2011

mobstruction

n. a group of people which collectively prevents access to a destination or event

I was rushing to a meeting but a mobstruction of protestors blocked the sidewalk.

by brianfest July 18, 2009

dumbitity

A state of inane circumstance similar to stupidity but without as much sophistication and urbanity.

The dumbitity in American politics is worse than a Hanna Barbera cartoon.stupid

by brianfest January 13, 2010

Mutthausen by Proxy

A behavior in which a dog owner fabricates and exaggerates health or behavior problems by their dog in order to show how much he/she cares for and worries about their pet.

The poor puppy was wearing both a "collar of shame" and a muzzle, definitely a case of Mutthausen by Proxy.

by brianfest October 21, 2016