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Some one who kisses ass. Otherwise known as sucking up.
"Ugh. That kid is such a butt shark."

"You mean a kiass?"

"Yea. A total back biter."
Kiass by Manda and Kait February 10, 2008
Words you can keep
a hot girl with glasses that plays games and has heart crushing abilities, unfortunately hardly enough to sway old J.

Spelled kassket or even “casket” for obvious reasons.

Juniors NOT in love with her anymore, kassket = his love/feelings for are dead, nonexistent (as far as everyone’s led to believe at least)

juniors special girl that has no significance to him whatsoever. Mistah J is solo now. no harley quinn anymore.

see “Kassie
Random friend: yo J, she’s been asking for you all the damn time

Junior: hmph, like I care

Random friend: oh so you think a gangsta huh ? Ok fool ass punk, you know you still want her back

Junior: ahahahahahah! Shes nothing, a speck beneath notice if anything

Random friend: oh shit shes calling my phone I think she tryna get me to put you on FaceTime to see her

Junior: *sweats nervously*

Junior: Whatever, she’s a joke

Kassket: *on phone screen* .........
Kassket by Toxicity007 September 22, 2021
Related Words
Kiass KIAsSSING Kassidy kassandra kass Kassie kassi kassandre kasshole Kassia
a hot girl with glasses that plays games and has heart crushing abilities, unfortunately hardly enough to sway old J.

Spelled kassket or even “casket” for obvious reasons.

Juniors NOT in love with her anymore, kassket = his love/feelings for are dead, nonexistent (as far as everyone’s led to believe at least)

juniors special girl that has no significance to him whatsoever. Mistah J is solo now. no harley quinn anymore.

see “Kassie
Random friend: yo J you still like Kassie?

Junior: hmph, like I care

Random friend: oh so you think a gangsta now huh? Yea ok, bet yo ass still in love with her, foo ass punk

Junior: she means nothing to me

*kassket calls on FaceTime*

Random friend: oh shit bro I think she’s calling me, trying to talk to you I bet

Junior; *nervously sweating*
(Remembers he blocked her)

I don’t care!

*kassket on FaceTime: .....*

Kassket = his love for her is dead
Kassket by Toxicity007 October 8, 2021
The first time you see her you'll fall in love with her she gives you this amazing feeling that makes you smile gives you goosebumps and butterflies everytime you see her it's like the first time all over again. She has the most amazing laugh and her voice once you hear it you'll know what an angel sounds like. She takes your breath away so its hard to breathe let alone talk to her. She's that girl that you want to be with and that you'd do anything for. Being around her is the best from either sitting in class, driving around for hours or surprising her at work and the more you are with her the more you fall for her which makes you just want to be around her even more. She is so beautiful caring competitive funny smart and super cute, there are so many more words to describe her. Overall she is the greatest person you'll ever meet and is the definition of perfect. You'll want to thank more than God for having her in your life. If you have feelings for a Kassandra tell her how you feel or type it up on urbandictionary.com where anyone can see how you feel and have her read it like I have just done. I could go on and on about Kassandra but if I did it would take forever and I would rather tell her in person.
A little story I went to a cheer competition and was talking to another girl on the squad I wasn't aloud to be with her so I told everyone I was there to watch Kassandra. The thing is I was there to watch Kassandra I loved her and still do. I just wanted her to know that.
Most amazing person ever known
Breathtaking
Absolutely Stunning
Kassandra is perfect!!!
❤❤❤
Kassandra by JosephPaul13 June 23, 2018

Kassidee 

Shes a beautiful kind hearted person that treats everyone with respect. She always has trouble with finding the right guy which leads to heartbreak. But she is still positive. Shes usually smart, talented, and an awesome friend thats never fake. Shes always bubbly and brightens everyone’s day. Her smile is something you’ll never forget. Shes weird but in a good funny way <3
I wish i was kassidee

jacques kass 

a guy who massages old famous men in hollywood during the day for money but at night, secretly sneaks off to become a stripper or prostitute he's in love with bronte bass even though he is 100% gay
"oh my god, i saw jacques kass last night!"
"...you went to a strip club? wtf?!"

Straight Kassab

1. An inconsiderate action or position.
2. To destroy, begrime, or clutter.

3. A grandiose sense of entitlement.
4. The condition or quality of Eric Kassab.
Roomate 1: "I woke up and found socks on the coffee table!"
Roomate 2: "Pff...that's straight Kassab"
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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