Khlumpkin 

When a girl/guy gives a girl/guy a rim job while they’re taking a shit

Marodean: Hey, why were you busy last night, what were you doing?

Anjali: Oh, i was just giving Aadish a khlumpkin, all of his shit ended up in my mouth😫

Marodean: awwww, why didn’t you invite me, can i join next time?

Anjali: sure!!!

Khlumpkin by DarkSider9000 May 4, 2024

Kalumplingdonnersk 

A slang phrase originated and used by central Texan teens over internet conversation. The word is used to express a vast variety of emotions, such as glee, laughter, happiness, joy, and even cases of malice hatred and rage.

"Have you seen the new TV show?" "Kalumplingdonnersk"

Kalumplingdonnersk by bottledrootbeerfan January 12, 2022

shlumpkin

Getting head, taking a shit, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.

I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.

shlumpkin by Fuckey McNelligan October 5, 2010

Phlumpkin 

The act of talking on the phone, while masturbating and taking a shit at the same time.

Dude, I was talking to this gutter tramp last night and totally got a phlumpkin.

Everyone needs to experience a phlumkin, man.

Phlumpkin by Gheyler and Tita December 10, 2010

Klumpkin 

A blumpkin performed on a kybo.

At the campsite in Killarney, JZ left to go drop a deuce in the kybo and Wvy mysteriously disappeared shortly thereafter. It was obvious to the rest of the crew that a klumpkin was almost certainly being delivered.

Klumpkin by Raul (comes out at night) August 31, 2012

Klumpkin 

Klumpkin is a simple term to describe someone who is cute, yet highly energetic and spontaneous. Klumpkins tend to have very soft and attractive features, characteristically large dark eyes, and are very socially outgoing yet always enjoy having someone who they trust and care for. They love being held and squeezed. In a way, Klumpkins are like a human version of a stuffed animal. If you squeeze a Klumpkin it will squeak. Always.

I was datin dis breezy and I squeezed her and her eyes popped out real far, and she squeaked, and then I stepped back and was like..."Bitch are you a Klumpkin?"

Klumpkin by Roaring Lion April 15, 2014

kumpkin 

gettin a blow job while knittin a sweater and takin a dump; a variation of blumpkin

my grandma made me a sweater. it stinks like shit and has stains all over it. my granpa tells me she was gettin some kumpkin

kumpkin by Bambi/cawlamahtee April 14, 2009