kablumpkin

Sexual term. When a male recieves falacio while deficating, usually on the toilet.

"That chick was nasty as hell, I went to go take a shit right, and she came in and gave me a Kablumpkin!"

"Got a kablumpkin out of her."

kablumpkin by AllHavok April 16, 2008

Kalumplingdonnersk 

A slang phrase originated and used by central Texan teens over internet conversation. The word is used to express a vast variety of emotions, such as glee, laughter, happiness, joy, and even cases of malice hatred and rage.

"Have you seen the new TV show?" "Kalumplingdonnersk"

Kalumplingdonnersk by bottledrootbeerfan January 12, 2022

Klumpkin 

A blumpkin performed on a kybo.

At the campsite in Killarney, JZ left to go drop a deuce in the kybo and Wvy mysteriously disappeared shortly thereafter. It was obvious to the rest of the crew that a klumpkin was almost certainly being delivered.

Klumpkin by Raul (comes out at night) August 31, 2012

Klumpkin 

Klumpkin is a simple term to describe someone who is cute, yet highly energetic and spontaneous. Klumpkins tend to have very soft and attractive features, characteristically large dark eyes, and are very socially outgoing yet always enjoy having someone who they trust and care for. They love being held and squeezed. In a way, Klumpkins are like a human version of a stuffed animal. If you squeeze a Klumpkin it will squeak. Always.

I was datin dis breezy and I squeezed her and her eyes popped out real far, and she squeaked, and then I stepped back and was like..."Bitch are you a Klumpkin?"

Klumpkin by Roaring Lion April 15, 2014

Kerblumpkin 

When the person receiving a blumpkin drops a huge turd and the person giving the blumpkin gets a huge splash of shit water on the underside of their chin; When the person giving a blumpkin gets water splashed on their face from a dropping or exploding shit.

Kerplunk + Blumpkin = Kerblumpkin

I need to wash this shit water off my face because my boyfriend gave me a gnarly kerblumpkin.

Kerblumpkin by BSleepy June 13, 2010

klumpkin 

A klumpkin is what a blumpkin turns into when the blumpkinee is constipated or has to pinch it off short due to an interruption.

Yeh, it wuz all good til her parents came home and my blumpkin turned into a klumpkin.

klumpkin by jborwn March 8, 2005

KABLURKIN 

TO BUILD OR CREATE SOMETHING THAT IS STRUCTURALLY STRONG AND RIGID, AND WILL LAST FOR A LONG TIME.

WHEN YOU BUILT MY HOME WAS IT BUILT TO A KABLURKIN STANDARD?

KABLURKIN by MRCACTUS October 21, 2019