knumpkin
knumpkin by Big-Pollock March 28, 2023
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knumpkin
knumpkin by Big-Pollock March 28, 2023
Klumpkin
At the campsite in Killarney, JZ left to go drop a deuce in the kybo and Wvy mysteriously disappeared shortly thereafter. It was obvious to the rest of the crew that a klumpkin was almost certainly being delivered.
Klumpkin by Raul (comes out at night) August 31, 2012
Klumpkin
Klumpkin is a simple term to describe someone who is cute, yet highly energetic and spontaneous. Klumpkins tend to have very soft and attractive features, characteristically large dark eyes, and are very socially outgoing yet always enjoy having someone who they trust and care for. They love being held and squeezed. In a way, Klumpkins are like a human version of a stuffed animal. If you squeeze a Klumpkin it will squeak. Always.
I was datin dis breezy and I squeezed her and her eyes popped out real far, and she squeaked, and then I stepped back and was like..."Bitch are you a Klumpkin?"
Klumpkin by Roaring Lion April 15, 2014
kumpkin
my grandma made me a sweater. it stinks like shit and has stains all over it. my granpa tells me she was gettin some kumpkin
kumpkin by Bambi/cawlamahtee April 14, 2009
krumpkin
klumpkin
A klumpkin is what a blumpkin turns into when the blumpkinee is constipated or has to pinch it off short due to an interruption.
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B)
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A)
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B)
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