knumpkin 

Getting a blowjob while on the toilet at the Knoebels’ campground.

What a day Mark just had, he got a knumpkin right after riding the rollercoaster

knumpkin by Big-Pollock March 28, 2023

knumpkin 

Getting a blowjob while on the toilet at the Knoebels’ campground.

What a day Mark just had, he got a knumpkin right after riding the rollercoaster

knumpkin by Big-Pollock March 28, 2023

Klumpkin 

A blumpkin performed on a kybo.

At the campsite in Killarney, JZ left to go drop a deuce in the kybo and Wvy mysteriously disappeared shortly thereafter. It was obvious to the rest of the crew that a klumpkin was almost certainly being delivered.

Klumpkin by Raul (comes out at night) August 31, 2012

Klumpkin 

Klumpkin is a simple term to describe someone who is cute, yet highly energetic and spontaneous. Klumpkins tend to have very soft and attractive features, characteristically large dark eyes, and are very socially outgoing yet always enjoy having someone who they trust and care for. They love being held and squeezed. In a way, Klumpkins are like a human version of a stuffed animal. If you squeeze a Klumpkin it will squeak. Always.

I was datin dis breezy and I squeezed her and her eyes popped out real far, and she squeaked, and then I stepped back and was like..."Bitch are you a Klumpkin?"

Klumpkin by Roaring Lion April 15, 2014

kumpkin 

gettin a blow job while knittin a sweater and takin a dump; a variation of blumpkin

my grandma made me a sweater. it stinks like shit and has stains all over it. my granpa tells me she was gettin some kumpkin

kumpkin by Bambi/cawlamahtee April 14, 2009

krumpkin 

The act of snorting a line of coke while recieveing abumpkin.

Kyle P. and Gavin H. gave eachother krumpkins all night long. They then enjoyed anal intercourse.

krumpkin by beaubomb April 16, 2008

klumpkin 

A klumpkin is what a blumpkin turns into when the blumpkinee is constipated or has to pinch it off short due to an interruption.

Yeh, it wuz all good til her parents came home and my blumpkin turned into a klumpkin.

klumpkin by jborwn March 8, 2005