Klumpin'

A word that can mean whatever you want it to. Some examples include:
mustache
angel
red bull
beaver
earlobe
envelope
goose
Usually said in a dutch accent.
A man that says "So eh" alot can be called Mr. Klumpin'

"So eh how's the klumpin'?"
"Who's that guy over there? / Who him? That's Mr. Klumpin'!"
"i want to klumpin you."
"you are so klumpin."
"I like that klumpin' you've got there!"

Klumpin' by WookieeMan2K April 1, 2009

Klumpkin 

A blumpkin performed on a kybo.

At the campsite in Killarney, JZ left to go drop a deuce in the kybo and Wvy mysteriously disappeared shortly thereafter. It was obvious to the rest of the crew that a klumpkin was almost certainly being delivered.

Klumpkin by Raul (comes out at night) August 31, 2012

Klumpkin 

Klumpkin is a simple term to describe someone who is cute, yet highly energetic and spontaneous. Klumpkins tend to have very soft and attractive features, characteristically large dark eyes, and are very socially outgoing yet always enjoy having someone who they trust and care for. They love being held and squeezed. In a way, Klumpkins are like a human version of a stuffed animal. If you squeeze a Klumpkin it will squeak. Always.

I was datin dis breezy and I squeezed her and her eyes popped out real far, and she squeaked, and then I stepped back and was like..."Bitch are you a Klumpkin?"

Klumpkin by Roaring Lion April 15, 2014

klumpkin 

A klumpkin is what a blumpkin turns into when the blumpkinee is constipated or has to pinch it off short due to an interruption.

Yeh, it wuz all good til her parents came home and my blumpkin turned into a klumpkin.

klumpkin by jborwn March 8, 2005

KLUMPING 

Stupid looking dudes dressed up like clowns and break dancing.

"What are those stupid looking dudes doing?" "They're Klumping!"

KLUMPING by TT September 1, 2004

Klumbin 

To get your butthole sucked while takin a piss. opposite of blumpkin.

"you gotta find a girl that isnt afraid to give you some good ole' klumbin in the morning" said ted

Klumbin by DrJuice September 17, 2012

kumpin' 

Ghetto term for "something"

Kumpin' be wrong wit you nerga.

kumpin' by Drea October 28, 2003