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kabumpkin

n. the act of defecating on the person performing felatio on you as you cum
As the love nectar cocktail and shit hit her, I knew instantly that this was a successful kabumpkin.
by ghostbuster808 August 6, 2008
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Kalumplingdonnersk

A slang phrase originated and used by central Texan teens over internet conversation. The word is used to express a vast variety of emotions, such as glee, laughter, happiness, joy, and even cases of malice hatred and rage.
"Have you seen the new TV show?" "Kalumplingdonnersk"
by bottledrootbeerfan January 12, 2022
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Klumpkin

A blumpkin performed on a kybo.
At the campsite in Killarney, JZ left to go drop a deuce in the kybo and Wvy mysteriously disappeared shortly thereafter. It was obvious to the rest of the crew that a klumpkin was almost certainly being delivered.
by Raul (comes out at night) August 31, 2012
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Klumpkin

Klumpkin is a simple term to describe someone who is cute, yet highly energetic and spontaneous. Klumpkins tend to have very soft and attractive features, characteristically large dark eyes, and are very socially outgoing yet always enjoy having someone who they trust and care for. They love being held and squeezed. In a way, Klumpkins are like a human version of a stuffed animal. If you squeeze a Klumpkin it will squeak. Always.
I was datin dis breezy and I squeezed her and her eyes popped out real far, and she squeaked, and then I stepped back and was like..."Bitch are you a Klumpkin?"
by Roaring Lion April 15, 2014
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kumpkin

gettin a blow job while knittin a sweater and takin a dump; a variation of blumpkin
my grandma made me a sweater. it stinks like shit and has stains all over it. my granpa tells me she was gettin some kumpkin
by Bambi/cawlamahtee April 14, 2009
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Kabunkin

Have you seen Evie recently? She's totally kabunkin!
by owl.sweatpants May 14, 2020
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krumpkin

The act of snorting a line of coke while recieveing abumpkin.
Kyle P. and Gavin H. gave eachother krumpkins all night long. They then enjoyed anal intercourse.
by beaubomb April 16, 2008
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