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Ketchupean 

“ketchupean: a person who needs ketchup on everything”.
He is a ketchupean, no matter how good the food is, he has to cover it in ketchup.
Ketchupean by jj2112 August 4, 2018
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ketchuping 

A word to describe when a woman is on her period or menstrual cycle and therefore unable to have sexual intercourse in a clean and respectful manner.
Dude, I couldn't nail Wanda cuz she was ketchuping tonight! I'll have to wait until next week.
ketchuping by simsleezy September 28, 2007

ketchuping 

same as teabagging, only a women on her period squats on your face leaving a bloddy sign of her victory.
dude..last night my gf and me had a fight and i woke up while she was ketchuping me....it was not cool
ketchuping by vicious panda October 20, 2008

ketchupballs 

when a male has sex with a female that is on her period. resulting in a bloody scrotum.
I got some putang tonight. But my girlfriend was on her period. She gave me ketchupballs.
ketchupballs by MIster Derek October 9, 2008

Ketchuped 

When a woman sucks your dick, and when you finish starts smacking the back of your nuts as if you are an almost-empty ketchup bottle.
"DUDE my nuts are soooo bruised from last night"
"Why?! What happened? Blue balls?"
"Nah man, I got ketchuped"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Ketchuped by Dumbass_Freshman March 2, 2014

Ketchupable

A person who can't spell catchup
For example:
A: Is this game ketchupable?
B: Yesn't
Ketchupable by PlnSgrUIX July 21, 2021

Ketchupcano 

When there is too much ketchup in those little paper cups so when you dip anything larger than a french fry the ketchup erupts over the edge onto the table.
Fred tried to dip his burger into the little cup and caused a ketchupcano over the table.
Ketchupcano by NilesDevin February 10, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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