Ketchupean

“ketchupean: a person who needs ketchup on everything”.

He is a ketchupean, no matter how good the food is, he has to cover it in ketchup.

by jj2112 August 4, 2018

ketchuping

A word to describe when a woman is on her period or menstrual cycle and therefore unable to have sexual intercourse in a clean and respectful manner.

Dude, I couldn't nail Wanda cuz she was ketchuping tonight! I'll have to wait until next week.

by simsleezy September 28, 2007

ketchuping

same as teabagging, only a women on her period squats on your face leaving a bloddy sign of her victory.

dude..last night my gf and me had a fight and i woke up while she was ketchuping me....it was not cool

by vicious panda October 20, 2008

ketchupballs

when a male has sex with a female that is on her period. resulting in a bloody scrotum.

I got some putang tonight. But my girlfriend was on her period. She gave me ketchupballs.

by MIster Derek October 9, 2008

Ketchuped

When a woman sucks your dick, and when you finish starts smacking the back of your nuts as if you are an almost-empty ketchup bottle.

"DUDE my nuts are soooo bruised from last night"
"Why?! What happened? Blue balls?"
"Nah man, I got ketchuped"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by Dumbass_Freshman March 2, 2014

Ketchupable

A person who can't spell catchup

For example:
A: Is this game ketchupable?
B: Yesn't

by PlnSgrUIX July 21, 2021

Ketchupcano

When there is too much ketchup in those little paper cups so when you dip anything larger than a french fry the ketchup erupts over the edge onto the table.

Fred tried to dip his burger into the little cup and caused a ketchupcano over the table.

by NilesDevin February 10, 2010