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ketchuping 

A word to describe when a woman is on her period or menstrual cycle and therefore unable to have sexual intercourse in a clean and respectful manner.
Dude, I couldn't nail Wanda cuz she was ketchuping tonight! I'll have to wait until next week.
ketchuping by simsleezy September 28, 2007

ketchuping 

same as teabagging, only a women on her period squats on your face leaving a bloddy sign of her victory.
dude..last night my gf and me had a fight and i woke up while she was ketchuping me....it was not cool
ketchuping by vicious panda October 20, 2008

ketchupballs 

when a male has sex with a female that is on her period. resulting in a bloody scrotum.
I got some putang tonight. But my girlfriend was on her period. She gave me ketchupballs.
ketchupballs by MIster Derek October 9, 2008

Ketchuped 

When a woman sucks your dick, and when you finish starts smacking the back of your nuts as if you are an almost-empty ketchup bottle.
"DUDE my nuts are soooo bruised from last night"
"Why?! What happened? Blue balls?"
"Nah man, I got ketchuped"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Ketchuped by Dumbass_Freshman March 2, 2014

Ketchupable

For example:
A: Is this game ketchupable?
B: Yesn't
Ketchupable by PlnSgrUIX July 21, 2021

Ketchupcano 

When there is too much ketchup in those little paper cups so when you dip anything larger than a french fry the ketchup erupts over the edge onto the table.
Fred tried to dip his burger into the little cup and caused a ketchupcano over the table.
Ketchupcano by NilesDevin February 10, 2010