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Ketchupland 

A state made of a remote archipelago in the North Atlantic Ocean known as Ketchupland Archipelago, as well as the formerly French town of Woippy and (very soon) the Kiribati Islands. Ketchupland is an ego-anarcho-sinkpisso-posadist society, too complex to be described with Western politica philoophy. It aims to overthrow cuvnormality, imperialism and dimicracy. It's name comes from its rivers which turn re mostly in the winter, coming from the large quantities of iron in the Ketchupides Mountains on the East of the main island, the red water is known as kėtchūp in the Ketchuplandian language, a word which als denotes a sauce made from the rare Ketchuplander Tomatoes. Ketchupland is well known to have the largest and most advanced military dolphins training program in the world, a consequence of its complex history and posadism influenced ideology, they have participated in several top secret special forces operations such as in the battle of Woippy (2023). Ketchupland exists in an alternate universe known as the "Johnnyverse".
All hail Ketchupland
All hail gravity
All hail Russia (of the Johnnyverse)
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Ketchupcano 

When there is too much ketchup in those little paper cups so when you dip anything larger than a french fry the ketchup erupts over the edge onto the table.
Fred tried to dip his burger into the little cup and caused a ketchupcano over the table.
Ketchupcano by NilesDevin February 10, 2010

Ketchupean 

“ketchupean: a person who needs ketchup on everything”.
He is a ketchupean, no matter how good the food is, he has to cover it in ketchup.
Ketchupean by jj2112 August 4, 2018

Ketchupanoia

Noun and intense, irrational aversion to ketchup; the overwhelming urge of flea at the sight, smell or mere mention of it.
“She wouldn’t come over near the cookout – total ketchupanoia the second she saw the bottle.”
Ketchupanoia by Marleé July 2, 2026
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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