Ketchuped

When a woman sucks your dick, and when you finish starts smacking the back of your nuts as if you are an almost-empty ketchup bottle.

"DUDE my nuts are soooo bruised from last night"
"Why?! What happened? Blue balls?"
"Nah man, I got ketchuped"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by Dumbass_Freshman February 24, 2014

Ketchuped

Really drunk, or high so much so that you can't do any thing

Daniel is ketchuped, can't even move mate

by Rhehheh December 13, 2021

ketchup

white people's hot sauce

Becky: Ooh, this ketchup is so spicy!

by aloha.nix November 19, 2016

ketchuping

A word to describe when a woman is on her period or menstrual cycle and therefore unable to have sexual intercourse in a clean and respectful manner.

Dude, I couldn't nail Wanda cuz she was ketchuping tonight! I'll have to wait until next week.

by simsleezy September 15, 2007

Ketchup

The red zone of a tachometer. redline The act of redlining an engine.

To get through this mud bog, we’re gonna have to give her the ketchup.

Don’t be afraid to give her the ketchup.

by Noonan April 25, 2020

ketchuping

same as teabagging, only a women on her period squats on your face leaving a bloddy sign of her victory.

dude..last night my gf and me had a fight and i woke up while she was ketchuping me....it was not cool

by vicious panda September 06, 2008

ketchup

a euphemism for ecstasy, for talking about it in public
there's no real reason why the word ketchup is used...it just works because it's common and something you ingest

Nightming: i think i had too much ketchup
Jonalina Hunnybuns: no such thing as too much

by jonalina March 10, 2009