Kerum 

Kerum is a guy who always tries to protect animals around him. He would even DIE for them. But he is very dickheaded and always wants to be right. He is very shy, hates humans and is VERY lazy. But he is pretty smart, has a pretty big dick and he's very good at playing video games!!!

unknown person 1: "Oh look, there's a new boy in our classroom!"
unknown person 2: *in a high pitched, lovely voice* "OMG, He already looks like a Kerum!"

Kerum by Kerum January 6, 2019

Jebediah Kerman 

Jebediah Kerman is the centerpiece of the religion known as 'Kerbalism.'

Josh: heil jebediah kerman
Clyde: amen

Jebediah Kerman by I. Hate. Life. November 2, 2020

kermigrue

Kermigrue describes residual cheese, being any form of cheese left behind on a cutting board, knife or plate. It may describe the cheese left behind on a cheese grater, cheese that is stuck to a cheese knife, or bits of cheese that have fallen on the floor. Kermigrue may describe residue from soft and brittle cheese alike. Kermigrue may describe little bits of feta floating in an empty container, or hardened melted flecks of cheese affixed to a piece of cutlery. Kermigrue is not particularly desirable.

"Oh, I'd better sweep up all that kermigrue."

kermigrue by tetriot July 19, 2012

kermit suicide 

when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide

I swear to God, I'm going to kermit suicide...

kermit suicide by nick's child December 31, 2016

kermitism 

A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.

The government of this country is kermitism

kermitism by RandomPig7 June 8, 2018

Kerem

If you have a kerem in your life then you are lucky.A Kerem will kick your skinny ass in Fifa. He's quite handsome, somewat smooth, and very intelligent. A kerem will tell you straight up how it is and cheer you up when your feeling down. If You have have a kerem in your life,then you have a cook in your life.

Girl 1: look at that guy over there
Girl 2: wow, that's a kerem right there, wish my bf was more like a kerem.

Kerem by J.w.p.girl November 27, 2012

kermit sewer slide 

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".

Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.

kermit sewer slide by Erofen April 20, 2017