A derrogatory term used to descreibe one who lacks full comprehension of a particular situation; one who cannot graps the unspoken social edicts of contemporarysociety.
-"Hey guys, what's the dillio?"
--"Why would you ask that? It's 2007."
-"'Cuz it's phat, dude."
--"You're a kerm."
Prefix from Kermit.
One who tends to lerk on ugly women, and doesnt see anything wrong in it. See creep.
Mike: "You see that guy over there?"
Adam: "The one lerking on that hit girl?"
Mike: "Yes that one."
(Mike and Adam look at each other in shock)
Adam and Mike (simultaneously): "Kerm!"
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.