kerfuckery 

The random acts of events that end up "fucking" things up in unexplaineable turns of events. Also used when "Sociables" are planning sketchy events of debauchery and shananigans.

The leader of Sociables was planning kerfuckery with Dawn .

kerfuckery by Srehak January 13, 2017

Kerfuckered 

adjective: Messed-Up, problematic, very difficult

verb: To fuck up, mutate, or twist.

"This Guitar Hero song is so Kerfuckered."

"The whole situation is kerfuckered up."

Kerfuckered by Dustin Whitty December 5, 2007

kerfucked 

totally stuffed worse than fucked

this is totally kerfucked

kerfucked by matthew August 28, 2003

Kerfucken 

The sound a turducken makes when it explodes.

"Shit! That turducken's gonna 'splode!!"
*Everyone dives for cover*
KERFUCKEN!!!!

Kerfucken by MooseMan666 October 17, 2008

kerfucked 

when your brain is all kerfuzzled and all fucked up at the same time

oh shit my brain is all kerfucked right now

kerfucked by suburbian_jesus March 13, 2019

kerfuckeditis

noun. A crippling disease that can unknowingly strike nearly anyone at any given time. Symptoms include: being the root cause of but not limited to at least 2 kerfucked situations. Also know as the Midas Touch of Shit but to an extreme. There is no know cure but it is said to leave as quickly as it had shown up.

Haven't you heard? He's got the Kerfuckeditis!

kerfuckeditis by scufff February 23, 2011

Kenfuckery 

adjective used to describe something seen or experienced only in Kentucky that you would see no where else.

" I went to drive to Louisville on Dixie Die-way and I say this Kenfuckery of an accident: of a Mazda inverted and resting on the median barrier of the road.

Kenfuckery by MrsNiz July 23, 2024