Kerbiting 

When you demand to have a small penis.

MOM! GIVE ME A SMALL PENIS OR I WILL FUCK YOU SO HARD, YOUR BELLY BLOWS UP WITH KIDS
SON, STOP KERBITING ME!!!

Kerbiting by DatBoi778 June 23, 2019

Kermitting 

When a person wont complete daily functions or activites after an event that deeply disturbed them.

"Where is Tucker today?"
"Oh hes kermitting since he bombed that statics test"

Kermitting by Jeffmyname October 30, 2018

Kermiting Suicide 

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying and/or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.

I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting Suicide

Kermiting Suicide by Yoshi_r1212 July 24, 2016

High Kerbing 

When a man raises his leg on a higher level e.g. Kerb, low table, sofa arm etc. to allow extra leverage for masturbation

I did a good bit of high kerbing last night while the missus watched

High Kerbing by HenrikHK June 14, 2017

kreiting 

The act of being online on any sort of instant messenger (aim, gchat, facebook chat, etc) during the Jewish Shabbat and not responding to messages.

Jonny: Hey Avi
Jonny: Hellllllllo
*After sundown*
Avi: Hey, I'm back
Jonny: Oh yeah, I forgot it was Shabbat and you were just kreiting.

kreiting by *xpac taunt* May 5, 2011

Kersting 

kur-steeng

-noun
a name signifying mental and emotional strength in facing difficulty, adversity, danger, or temptation courageously. Most often a person of high class, rank, or grade; stylish; admirably smart; elegant.

-adjective:
to be of or like Kersting.

noun You're an amazing individual. Your compasion and intelligence are exceeded only by your ability to master any situation in which life places you. You're courageous, bold, and one of the most interesting people in the world. You must be a Kersting.

adjective The way you handled yourself during that disaster was so kersting.

Kersting by Grassfinger May 26, 2010

Kermitting 

When you want to Kermit Sewerslide. When you are so "done" with,for example a class at your school/.

Omg, Mrs. Turski makes me want to Kermit. Catch me Kermitting because of Mrs. Turski.

Kermitting by ayeeeeeeeeeeeKooolKidz24 December 13, 2017