kreiting 

The act of being online on any sort of instant messenger (aim, gchat, facebook chat, etc) during the Jewish Shabbat and not responding to messages.

Jonny: Hey Avi
Jonny: Hellllllllo
*After sundown*
Avi: Hey, I'm back
Jonny: Oh yeah, I forgot it was Shabbat and you were just kreiting.

kreiting by *xpac taunt* May 5, 2011

Kreizing

1. A term of endearment when it comes to persuading a woman to have sex with before she can say "hello"
2. Trying to jew your way in or out of a situation.
3. A ultimatum
4. Keith

Juice - "Check out Swan over there at the bar kreizing that brunette !"
Deuce Pops - " If he fails at kreizing, which he most likely will ,he will probably just settle for a slice of nigpie and head home."
Juice- " If he kreiz, he kreiz"

Kreizing by Cuntsy Mcgee February 13, 2018

Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex 

"Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex" is a term, used to invite another person to the act of putting 5 ounces of Yoghurt onto each others neck, licking it off clean and yelling "I mog!", the Austrian term for "I want to!"

The short for "Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex" is "KYS".

Bro 1: "Bro, honestly? Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex."
Bro 2: "Bro, I don't know if I'm ready for that yet."

Gamer 1: "Stop ruining the game... uninstall and KYS."
Gamer 2: "Dude, I ain't gay."

Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex by Kreilologian May 23, 2020

kreitinger 

someone who is very very stingy, generally a mutual friend that has little respect from others.
"Jim went to the bar to get us drinks last night and I gave him 5 bucks and when he returned he asked me for the extra 10 cents.....what a cheap ass"

"Shane went to the bar to get us drinks last night and I gave him 5 bucks and when he returned he asked me for the extra 10 cents.....what a kreitinger"

kreitinger by Plumber84 December 19, 2014

Kreizing

1. A term of endearment when it comes to persuading a woman to have sex with before she can say "hello"
2. Trying to jew your way in or out of a situation.
3. A ultimatum
4. Keith

Juice - "Check out Swan over there at the bar kreizing that brunette !"
Deuce Pops - " If he fails at kreizing, which he most likely will ,he will probably just settle for a slice of nigpie and head home."
Juice- " If he kreiz, he kreiz"

Kreizing by Cuntsy Mcgee February 13, 2018

jj kreiling 

the most beautiful and kind man that i know. ❤️

i love jj kreiling.

jj kreiling by EDDY xx May 5, 2022