kermitina 

Girl Kermit!! Funny name for someone who wears frog eyes. Call your friend this and they will probably be surprised.

Guy: love your frog eyes, Kermitina!

Girl: Aw reallly? Thanks.. *blushes*

kermitina by Micayla<33 May 10, 2022

kermitism 

A form of government much like communism but ran by a senate or house not a dictator. The main colors are red and Kermit green. this government would also follow the beliefs of kermit and the muppets. Kermitism is a peaceful form of government and would be focused on creating a peaceful equal utopia. You would be payed mostly on your needs but somewhat how hard you work. With this government the world would be a better place.

The government of this country is kermitism

kermitism by RandomPig7 June 8, 2018

Kermitting 

When a person wont complete daily functions or activites after an event that deeply disturbed them.

"Where is Tucker today?"
"Oh hes kermitting since he bombed that statics test"

Kermitting by Jeffmyname October 30, 2018

Kermiting Suicide 

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying and/or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.

I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting Suicide

Kermiting Suicide by Yoshi_r1212 July 24, 2016

Kermitface 

The look you have on your face when there are no words to describe how you feel because someone says or does something incredibly stupid, hilarious, or unbelievable. In it's most perfect form it looks exactly like Kermit the frog's face.

After seeing, and disregarding, a sign reading "Do Not Enter", Jeff drove his car up the exit ramp of the parking lot, over the security spikes, then complained to his co-workers about having 4 flat tires. Upon seeing and hearing this, they all kermitfaced Jeff for his stupidity.

Kermitface by KermitCPhT March 16, 2014

Kermitting 

When you want to Kermit Sewerslide. When you are so "done" with,for example a class at your school/.

Omg, Mrs. Turski makes me want to Kermit. Catch me Kermitting because of Mrs. Turski.

Kermitting by ayeeeeeeeeeeeKooolKidz24 December 13, 2017

Kermiting the Frog 

A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.

Your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but I'd feel uncomfortable dating you if I accepted.

Kermiting the Frog by jon glickman January 9, 2009