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Kentucky Double Team 

While having a threesome, two of the three participants must be related by blood.
We totally kentucky double teamed that chick last night.

Kentucky double pump 

You already had your daily shit, shower and shave......and you have to shit again necessitating another shower.
I was already dressed and ready to go to work and I got Kentucky double pumped. Now I'm going to be late for work.
Kentucky double pump by Nykimeow August 22, 2016

Kentucky Double Stuffed Oreo 

Sis sandwiched between Pa and Junior.
When Ma's away, the kids will play. The act of Bubba Sr. and Bubba Jr. working the Kentucky Double Stuffed Oreo manouver on Magpie.

Kentucky Double Barrel 

when one male is peeing into a urinal or toilet and another guy pees into the same toilet in between the other guy's legs
Bruh, there's only one toilet and both of us can't hold it. We gotta Kentucky Double Barrel this mofo.

kentucky upper decker double blumpkin 

When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while a female is sitting on the bowl reverse cowgirl taking a shit and sucking his dick then once they are finished they preform a reverse 69 licking each others assholes clean.
Dude last night i got a kentucky upper decker double blumpkin, and my ass has never been cleaner.

kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme 

The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.
Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!