Nykimeow's definitions

Louisiana lint brush

When you take a massive shit, and run out of toilet paper, and out of desperation for a clean ass you utilize the toilet brush for optimal cleaning.

I went to take my usual after coffee shit and some savage left one square of toilet paper. I had to use the Louisiana lint brush to clean up aisle 2.

by Nykimeow August 22, 2016

Kentucky double pump

You already had your daily shit, shower and shave......and you have to shit again necessitating another shower.

I was already dressed and ready to go to work and I got Kentucky double pumped. Now I'm going to be late for work.

by Nykimeow August 22, 2016

pumping the pipes

Smoking a fat blunt

We were outside during the party pumping the pipes.

by Nykimeow July 21, 2021

Dickophile

An avid lover of dick.

Most girls like dick, but she is a full on dickophile.

by Nykimeow May 3, 2019

Donald J. Trump

45th President of the United States of America. A gentleman of his word. A gentleman who did all the things he said he would do as POTUS for the greatest country in the world.

Donald J. Trump, greatest president ever.

by Nykimeow December 4, 2020

Banjo dick

A penis with an exceptionally round and bulbous head, resembling a banjo.

On their first date she felt like she joined a country band when she offered to give him a handjob and he whipped out his banjo dick.

by Nykimeow September 6, 2016

Donald J. Trump

45th president of the greatest country in the world. A man of his word, a man who gets the job done.

I need more people in my life like Donald J. Trump.

by Nykimeow December 16, 2020