8 definitions by Dr. Heinz Doof
The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.
Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!
by Dr. Heinz Doof August 30, 2021
by Dr. Heinz Doof June 11, 2022
A baked potato, specifically a baked potato that is sliced in half and loaded with salt. Designed specifically to be eaten by hand without utensils.
Man #1: dude, I’m so hungry, and I don’t have a fork or plate, what do I do?
Man #2: don’t worry buddy, they have potats today for lunch, you aren’t gonna need no utensils!
Man #2: don’t worry buddy, they have potats today for lunch, you aren’t gonna need no utensils!
by Dr. Heinz Doof August 31, 2021
by Dr. Heinz Doof August 1, 2022
Person one: hey buddy, I think it’s time you stop drinking. You looked a little too buzzed up.
Person 2: ifyiyhmiyestmlta
Person 2: ifyiyhmiyestmlta
by Dr. Heinz Doof July 13, 2022
by Dr. Heinz Doof November 2, 2022
by Dr. Heinz Doof May 8, 2023