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joemark kenth 

Joemark kenth is a humble man that has care for others,specially to the love of his life . He will do anything to show his love care.
You will never regret the kindness of joemark kenth
joemark kenth by Moko143 June 8, 2021

Unbench the Kench 

When you're playing League of Legends as Tahm Kench and you bust out the big guns to go swallow up the enemy team's carrying player before spitting him out into the middle of your team for you all to dog pile onto like they're delicious BBQ chicken wings.

Also relevant if everyone is dead, you're 1v1'ing a fed Nasus and you gotta kill that fucker before he Q-slam 1-shot's your nexus.

First quoted by BrickyOrchid8 in his Story Time video 'Unbench the Kench'.
It's time to Unbench the Kench!
Unbench the Kench by DanteTorn August 15, 2017

keethanan 

Keethanan is beautiful, inside and out. Knows how to light up a room. Sometimes sassy but alwayz classy!!!!!!!!!!
Nathalie: Hey babe, found anyone on tinder?
Emily: no, but Keethanan is a HUNK
Yolanda: Fuck off he's mine
keethanan by KeethananNo.1fan February 22, 2017

Pulling a Keith 

When you try to talk to someone and the other person is frequently about to to head out or about to do something else and appears to be avoiding the conversation; this person is pulling a keith.
You: Hey, what's up man? Want to catch up on things real quick?

Friend: Hey man, sorry I'm about to head in the shower then to the gym tonight.

You: Oh okay man...you don't even have like two minutes?

Friend: Not really, I was just about to get off the computer

A few moments later...

Other friend: Hey, so is Joey around to chat?

You: No, he is pulling a keith again.

Other friend: Sigh..again?
Pulling a Keith by Jerry1986 July 27, 2012

Keith Richards 

A highly superior being who created the entire universe billions of years ago. He is also the lead guitarist for The Rolling Stones. Keith Richards did pretty much every drug ever created and is still alive, therefor he is immortal. He is one of 3 immortals in the world. Cher and Ozzy Osbourne are immortal as well and accompanied Keith Richards while creating the universe.
Keith Richards, that guy that doesn't die.
Keneth always want to be appreciated because he really truly deserves it. Keneth may not see the good things other see in him but if from time to time you remind him that he is a good person and has a good heart, he glows and he never forgets it. He is the best kind of person to be with when you want to forget everything that stresses you out. A Keneth is fun to be with.

A Keneth can be satirical at times. You never know when he's serious or he's joking because he never let his walls down and always seem to have his emotions in control when in reality it isn't.
I'm so done with everything. I just need a Keneth right now.
Keneth by ang__hell May 5, 2020