Kentholicism 

The faith, practice, or system of worship of the "Ken". Practitioners are called Keninites and they follow the teachings of Ken. Some rules include not mentioning certain topics of Ken's choosing, followers can not receive presents, they are not allow to chew with their mouths full, etc. Kentolicism has become very widely respected in it's small community of practitioners, but it will surely spread through the use of psychological tactics, including, but not limited to the Vulcan Mind Meld.

Person A: Do you want a new phone for your birthday?
Person B: Sorry, my religion, Kentholicism won't allow it.
Person A: Why? That's stupid.
Person B: Hey, I don't make the rules

Kentholicism by meow430 March 14, 2010

katholicism 

Katholicism is a religion where we worship our God Kathy bates there are also 10 commandments and more to our religion. instead of oh my god we say oh my Kathy for we worship Kathy and she is our way to redemption on our souls and hearts. All katholics love and respect eachother. There is no lgbtq+ phobia or you have sind and will not be forgiven by Kathy we are all bad bitches and hate Mike Pence 🥰 (aka the general chat on October 7th). Also robert Pattinson important to us and so is Noah miller (ew). We also want Trisha paytas to join our religion so she to can be one with Kathy like the rest of us. We are working on a Bible I believe ( if we don't have a Bible Kathy will be mad). Also Kathy is all we need and all we will ever need in like for we are the church of katholicism and we stand for Kathy.

Amburr Kathy is apart of a religion called katholicism

katholicism by Queenvictorballsack October 7, 2020