kamped
to completely miss the ball you are aiming for in pool and hit the cue ball directly into the pocket.
kamped by melbel412002 February 4, 2010
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kamped
Getting relentlessly targetted by one or many players in a fighting game
Usually said in multi-player fighting games such as Super Smash Bros. or Rumble Fighter, getting kamped happens once you have done cheap moves torwards other players in the match, these cheapy moves can vary depending on game but one sure way to get kamped is by "vulturing" which is getting an easy kill off a weakened opponent whilst they are preoccupied in a fight.
Usually said in multi-player fighting games such as Super Smash Bros. or Rumble Fighter, getting kamped happens once you have done cheap moves torwards other players in the match, these cheapy moves can vary depending on game but one sure way to get kamped is by "vulturing" which is getting an easy kill off a weakened opponent whilst they are preoccupied in a fight.
Player 1: *gets vultured by Player 2*
Player 1: "... Kamped."
OR
Player 2: "I just got Kamped... reported."
Player 1: "... Kamped."
OR
Player 2: "I just got Kamped... reported."
kamped by blackchipskylark August 15, 2020
Kampen
Kampen is a name given to a very special kind of person. No one quite knows how each of the world's various Kampens came to be, nevertheless, every person knows at least one Kampen. A Kampen is a human being, always of the male gender, who just has no fucking clue. He constantly makes shithead remarks that no one asked for, and doesn't seem to grasp the concept that everybody on planet Earth has a brain except him. These men have no brain. One would wonder how each of the world's Kampens managed to survive the amount of time that they have, but you can rest assured that natural selection will weed them out eventually.
Some characteristics of Kampens:
- Plays Fortnite
- Has a 'phone radar' that can instantly sense when someone pulls out a phone.
- Asks what model phone is that
- Asks what games are on that phone
- Asks how long you've had your phone for
- White
- Probably a Christian
- Wears shorts, every fucking day
- Never shaves, so just has an ugly-ass half-stache above his upper lip
- Voice is squeaky as fuck
- Makes sex jokes without knowing what they mean
- Definitely a virgin
- Makes Yo Mama jokes
It should be noted that people named Kampen do not have special needs. If they did, you could just call them special needs.
Some characteristics of Kampens:
- Plays Fortnite
- Has a 'phone radar' that can instantly sense when someone pulls out a phone.
- Asks what model phone is that
- Asks what games are on that phone
- Asks how long you've had your phone for
- White
- Probably a Christian
- Wears shorts, every fucking day
- Never shaves, so just has an ugly-ass half-stache above his upper lip
- Voice is squeaky as fuck
- Makes sex jokes without knowing what they mean
- Definitely a virgin
- Makes Yo Mama jokes
It should be noted that people named Kampen do not have special needs. If they did, you could just call them special needs.
Teacher: What is thirty-one plus forty-eight?
Kampen: Sixty-nine!!!
Teacher: Fuck you Kampen, see me after class.
Kampen: Sixty-nine!!!
Teacher: Fuck you Kampen, see me after class.
Kampen by BaddSpelur October 31, 2019
kampe
na so i waka go hospital for the HIV test. but you know me na; i dey kampe! nothing do me. i no come get the virus.
na so Goodluck Jonathan go contest for election, people think say im no go win: as per say na Niger-Delta but the guy dey kampe! dem no fit defeat am!
when this people dem dey demolish people shop for balogun market, dem no demolish my own na. my shop just tanda... come dey kampe; no shaking!
na so Goodluck Jonathan go contest for election, people think say im no go win: as per say na Niger-Delta but the guy dey kampe! dem no fit defeat am!
when this people dem dey demolish people shop for balogun market, dem no demolish my own na. my shop just tanda... come dey kampe; no shaking!
kampe by renee anastasia davidenko June 24, 2011
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