kemper

Verb: To ejaculate
Noun: Semen

I kempered on her face, in her eye, on the cieling; there was kemper all over the place!

by douchey1476 May 03, 2005

kemper

increasing blood pressure, tension and suicidal tendencies in others

All was calm until John entered the room. The bad news he delivered kempered the others in the room.

by xana777 February 10, 2010

Kemper

A manly man who could easily kick your ass and treats his girlfriend right.

Man don't mess with him he's a kemper.

by BooBeau January 15, 2009

Kemper

A synonym for "fail" commonly used by Seattle-area Volkswagen enthusiasts.

I can't believe I slid into the crub and bent my wheel. I totally Kempered it.

by darrbar July 23, 2008

Kemper

Kemper is like sex if it were a person and ate a fuckton of rainbow cake. Had a snarky attitude and was mean alot.

Look at that bitch eating cake like she's kemper.

by Thatboyyouhate. October 13, 2012

Kemper

Kemper is a very pretty, nice, funny, and athletic girl. She is timid around large groups, but once you get her out of her shell she is a wild one. In a relationship she will be trustworthy and loyal to any person. She does not give up easily and is a badass woman who does not care about other individuals. She herself is independent and will love anyone for who they are but is not afraid to share her opinion.

Person: “oh my god, who was that!”
Person: “oh her that was kemper, she is awesome”

by Striped pants November 21, 2018

Kemper

A smart, loyal, little, person that laughs when you yell.

Kemper

Wasup

by Somebody 374683632842736 January 08, 2019