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Michael Keleher 

Michael Keleher is the hottest guy in the whole world that can make any guy hard just from looking at him. And if a girl looks at him they instantly have a whole gallon of cum juice come out of their coooochie. The Michael Keleher is knows for packing at least 8 inches and can make a girl not able to walk for up to a week. Another really great thing about him is his delicious nipples that will make you start and stay drewling over just at the sight of them bad bois. And the last thing that cums with a Michael Keleher is how he is supper black and can say the n word with the hard R.
Hey have you seen Michael Keleher? Yeah I saw him yesterday, I’m still in a wheel chair because of him.
Michael Keleher by Davin port hoe January 28, 2021

Rose Kelleher 

A very awesome person. On the shorter side. Blond. So fun to be around. Has a mean volleyball serve, but slightly bird-like. She's crazy, but amazing!
Person 1: Wow, that girl is so cool
Person 2: I know, she's such a Rose Kelleher!
Rose Kelleher by punk.apparently. December 11, 2010

The Kelleher 

An overbearing oaf who is the class clown. He is someone who loves to be the centre of attention but never quite gets there.

He is loveable for his clumsiness and entertaining attempt at life
Oh here comes The Kelleher, is he a goof
The Kelleher by tiddlywink7 October 26, 2015

Matt Kelleher 

the highest form of human being, part of the LBGTQ+ community and attends LVC, he is often quick to correct and easily to offend .
i wish i was as good looking as Matt Kelleher

Father kelleher 

Creepy old man may have taken my brother
Yes this is where he (father kelleher) touched me
Father kelleher by Lolblackoutcrew August 23, 2018

Kelleher 

The sexiest. Sexier than Barar and anything else! He's got drip, fashion, basketball skills, not a binbag shup u smelly wan. I'm just an overall genius 🔥
Oh look it's Kelleher! Shexxyxyyyy
Kelleher by PenilPessi October 9, 2020
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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