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A response to something surprising or sucky
Dude I tanked my math test
“Kazow”
Kazow by Bitchyb July 3, 2019
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Kazotsky Kick 

Also known as the soldier of dance, this is a dance from Valve's Team fortress 2, that you can perform as any class.
Heavy: begins Kazotsky kick
Medic: begins dancing
Spy that was going to backstab medic: begins dancing
Kazotsky Kick by Nephilis Thylord October 16, 2020
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Also spelt as "Kyow" or "Kayoah", is something you say when someone makes an unfunny joke and no one laughs. The origin of the word comes from spodermen's "kyeh" and a male said kayayow and the other boys made fun of him for saying something so dum.

Can also mean "k" or "Ok"
For example, if Odell Beckham Jr made a joke and said "What do you call a bullseye." "McDonalds cuz I'm loving it." Everyone would say "KAYOW!" because it isn't funny.

Another example is if your teacher was handing out pictures and the teacher says "Watch out, two people already died after looking at your pictures." Everyone would say "Kayow"
Kayow by Nibba Nuts October 21, 2019
"Use it when it feels right. That is the true definition of 'Kapowee'."
- Jadé Tuncdoruk
Jadé looks so kapowee today! 😍
Kapowee by matxhewg October 9, 2018

anal kazoo 

The act of putting a kazoo up someone's ass and then playing a song with the other end, preferably theme songs from 80's tv shows.
Ping: I sure could go for another anal kazoo.

Dean: I just gave you an anal kazoo last night. Can I at least stop playing the theme song from Chips? You get too excited and always shit all over my face.
anal kazoo by Bazinga728 October 30, 2010

kazongas 

euphemism for breasts. See gazongas.
Shit yo, check out those awesome kazongas, man.
kazongas by Andrea November 28, 2004

Kazookie 

A Kazookie is a cookie melted halfway in a microwave with ice cream on top. Real good!

Pronounced: Kah-Zoo-Key
Want to try a Kazookie? or I just made a Kazookie mom!
Kazookie by Earl T July 13, 2017
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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