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Kawkaw malediction

The "Kawkaw Malediction" refers to an uncanny and seemingly supernatural streak of misfortune, particularly in financial or sports-related endeavors. This malevolent force is characterized by a series of unfortunate events, such as a sudden decline in stock values, cryptocurrency prices, or the performance of selected athletes on one's team.
After meticulously researching and investing in promising stocks, I found myself under the ominous influence of the Kawkaw Malediction, as their values plummeted inexplicably. It's as if the curse had targeted my financial endeavors, leaving me bewildered by the relentless bad luck.

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Believers in the Kawkaw Malediction warned against selecting certain players for the fantasy hockey team, claiming that the curse would strike and hinder their performance. True to the legend, my carefully chosen players experienced a sudden downturn in their game, reinforcing the eerie influence of the Kawkaw Malediction in the world of sports.
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kawkward 

kinky+awkward=KAWKWARD
You are crouched on the floor and your your friend walks up to you.Their junk is right in your face.
KAWKWARD!!!
kawkward by waterdude125 January 2, 2011

Kawakawa Bay 

A total shithole in which Jack O'hara and Luke Mitchell live. You could poo in your toilet then jog down to the beach to meet the poo at the end of its journey out of the pipes and into the sea. Don't bother wiping cause Luke doesn't, he shits into a pot then freezes it and grinds it up into fertiliser for his Weed plantation. The sewage problem is apparently "fixed" but thats complete bullshit. The list of items at their indian owned grocery is endless! They Have: Icecream, chips.....um.....thats all i guess HA! The movie wrong turn 2 was set in Kawakawa Bay using the local residents. No make-up was used on them as they already looked the part. G4NG$T@
Jared: Wanna go to Kawakawa Bay?
Nathan: Nah fuck that shit.
Jared: Don't worry they are already doing that. HAHAHA
Nathan: HAHAHA LOL lets go to Henderson #Herpes
Jared: #BetterThanPoos
Nathan: Oush.. I love you
Jared: Chur.
Kawakawa Bay by Brad Jefferson April 15, 2013
Affected or characterized by sorrow or unhappiness.
Nikki's bag was stolen? That's so kawawa.
kawawa by Andrew Doolittle October 1, 2007
Some who is scared. bitch/pussy
I was gonna talk to this girl but pulled a Tom kawka
Tom Kawka by RapDevilBrody November 12, 2018
a white person, usually male, usually one of the speaker's friends or peer group
me and my kawkas are going to the beach later, want to come?
man, he is one shady kawka!
hey, where can a kawka get something to eat?
kawka by SaltoniousMaximus January 8, 2021