Definitions by waterdude125

Pervertable 

An average, everyday household item that can be converted into a sex toy. Commonly used amongst the kink/BDSM community.

I've been using my wooden spatula as a pervertable to spank my sub.

This cucumber is just the right size to be an insertable pervertable!

Pervertable by waterdude125 September 28, 2021

Alot 

The Alot is an imaginary creature that Allie brosh made up to help herself deal with my compulsive need to correct other people's grammar. It kind of looks like a cross between a bear, a yak and a pug. Source: hyperboleandahalf. blogspot. com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html (without spaces)

I like this Alot more.

Alot by waterdude125 July 6, 2011

half-speak 

To understand so many languages that you get confused.Therefore,you half-speak it.

I half-speak German, Italian, and Japanese.

half-speak by waterdude125 June 23, 2011

J.E.R.K. 

Junior
Educated
Rich
Kid

Douchebag:Hey,you're C.O.O.L.
Awesome:No,I'm a J.E.R.K.!

J.E.R.K. by waterdude125 March 30, 2011

Novelty Account

A unique account only used when the username goes along with the response.Usually only used once.(Originated on Reddit)

username: potatoshmotato
That's what she said.
username: Novelty-Account
Hey,use a novelty account.
username: Thats-what-she-said
Already on it.

Novelty Account by waterdude125 February 18, 2011

kawkward 

kinky+awkward=KAWKWARD

You are crouched on the floor and your your friend walks up to you.Their junk is right in your face.
KAWKWARD!!!

kawkward by waterdude125 January 2, 2011

catfish 

Someone who pretends to be someone or not using facebook or other social media outlets to to create false identitys.Particularly to pursue a deceptive online romance.

Internet person: Hey wanna meet up at central park?
You:SURE!
Internet person: HEY BITCH.
You: HEY YOUR A CATFISH!

catfish by waterdude125 September 2, 2010