kastner

A lesbian who is attracted to girls with peircings and tattoos.

Hey man, look at that kastner, what a big lesbian.

by cookie jarvis March 21, 2004

Bradley Kastner

A certified Father who looks like real life Santa-Claus and zero skill with women. Instead of actually showing us how to use the machines, he talks about fishing and how he killed your pet dog last week.

That's Bradley Kastner, he is definitely a real DILF

by Carter_McVeigh March 25, 2022

Kastneric

Disrespectful, moody, generally unpleasant

I can't believe how kastneric Jason acted at the party the other night, it isn't like him.

by TapSnaporNap January 07, 2022

Kastner

Kastners are good, besides L, L Kastner is terrible.
Kastners are independent and serious.
But the animatronics get a little bit qUiRkY at night yk?
Kastners have anger issues
Kastners kinda suck
Kastners will take over the world
Kastners are mean fifth grade teachers who take your self esteem till may

“Is that a Kastner?”
“I think it is…”
“Could it be?”
“MRS. KASTNER!?”
“OH MY GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIFE”

by BBQofTheBACONBURGERS August 16, 2024