Definitions by TapSnaporNap

Pro Soccer Game

A pride parade

“I heard Tony went to watch that pro soccer game the other day!”

“He must be a closeted homosexual.”

Pro Soccer Game by TapSnaporNap May 31, 2024

Soccer 

A loud and proud LGBTQ+ activity where a bunch of girly Europeans kick a ball around for way too long. Somehow popular today, soccer is known for being incredibly ridiculous.

Did you know that Greg plays soccer? I wonder if his parents know he’s gay yet.

Soccer by TapSnaporNap May 8, 2024

Louisiana hog-choke 

A type of chokehold similar to a rear naked choke except instead of using the non-choking hand to apply pressure to the back of the head, you use it to ruthlessly slap the face of your victim.

Yesterday my coach put me in a Louisiana hog-choke and I nearly cried.

Louisiana hog-choke by TapSnaporNap May 8, 2024

Kastneric 

Disrespectful, moody, generally unpleasant

I can't believe how kastneric Jason acted at the party the other night, it isn't like him.

Kastneric by TapSnaporNap January 6, 2022