kanei 

Kanei is the Greek word for pedophile

Kanei

kanei by thatguyovertherehatesanimedude April 13, 2016

Kanei

Kanei’s are the ones who walk into a room and everybody notices without knowing exactly why. She’s funny and goofy in the best way, the type who’ll have you laughing until your stomach hurts. She acts like she doesn’t realize how amazing she is most of the time — but trust, everyone else does.
She’s deeply caring and loving. If you’re in a bad mood, a Kanei will do everything she can to make you feel better. She’ll check on you, hype you up, and somehow say exactly what you needed to hear.
And yeah… Kanei has that quiet sexy about her. Not loud or trying too hard — it’s in her smile, the way she carries herself, that confidence mixed with softness. She’s the kind of beautiful that hits you twice: first when you see her, then again when you really get to know her.
If you’re lucky enough to be close to a Kanei, don’t lose her… because if you do, you definitely messed up.

I was in a bad mood, but Kanei showed up, looked good without even trying, and instantly made me feel better.

Kanei by Byanymeansnecessary December 29, 2025

Kameisha 

Smart, funny, beautiful ,super goal oriented, and fun loving woman. very head strong, knows how to have a good time always there for her friends great listener lights up a room. Family means a lot to her and she wants a real big family when she gets the chance. If you ever get this lady in your life dont let her go she is the best person to have around for good times and bad dont let her go for serious you will regret it!!

Eric: Who is that beautiful creature?

Derrick: O thats Kameisha !

Kameisha by cutie214 September 8, 2011

kaleidowank 

A solo sex act where a male masturbates in a room full of mirrors (often a hotel bathroom) . The many different viewing angles creates a kaleidoscope effect and can heighten the sexual gratification of narcissistic performer.

JK stood in front of the mirrors in the corner of his Holiday Inn bathroom and had a kaleidowank to pass the time.

kaleidowank by howlingmadwilger May 18, 2014

Christian Kane

An actor/musician who is known for playing Lindsay on Angel and most recently as "hitter" Eliot Spencer on Leverage. Also, a walking example of sex, especially the bad ass Southern kind. A man with deep blue eyes and a bedroom voice that makes you just melt.

Me: Did you see Leverage last night?
Friend: Christian Kane is perfection!
Me: DUH!!

Christian Kane by Kaniac31 May 20, 2011

Gatis Kandis 

The YouTuber that will soon conquer the scene with his amazing tutorial videos like "How to Climb Over the Fence", "How to Hide From Your Fish", and "How to Impress the Girls". He is set to gain over 100 million subscribers by 2020, and will soon overtake PewDiePie and T-Series in the race for the new YouTube play button. His tutorials educate billions around the world, and will soon spread to other parts of the universe. With his videos. we will soon be able to accomplish anything. Truly the definition of a god, and is up there along with Tongo, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, and The Floundering Fish. A Latvian man everyone should truly respect, subscribe to, and click the bell for notifications.

Woah! Gatis Kandis is so cool! I wanna be like him when I grow up! He teaches me so much!

Gatis Kandis by a nub November 7, 2018

Jonny kane

Name of the Strongest and most powerful human being alive. He is sent by God to keep everything balanced on planet earth. He is currently a naval aviator but he used to be a doctor, astronaut, scientist etc. His tales are known everywhere. He is known for erasing dinosaurs from planet earth because he loved eating their meat. He has defended planet earth from all sort of extraterrestrial threats. He alone can destroy entire universe but he chooses not to do it. Every single super hero character is inspired from Jonny Kane.

“Dude did you hear what happened to planet Pluto?”
“Yeah man it just got Jonny Kaned.”

Jonny kane by Booty Slayer June 20, 2020