Kaneishia is one of the most prettiest girls. She's really atractive to boys, by the way she knows how to get the boys, she's dated a boy named Toby and Taurus and others
She is a amazing person, so what she smoke and drinks and acts like a “hoe” sometimes. She had a toughest life it feels like to her. But she relies on friends the most. Even when some are hella fake, and are straight bitches, she trys to look over it. She is very active and always have energy. She ain’t no bitch, u tell her to throw a rock at a car. And bet she did. She always in trouble but try’s not to be. She not very good at school but she don’t tell no one abt that. And how she really feels, she don’t like to show her feelings. She is hella funny. Even tho sometimes she don’t make sense. And she will beat a bitches ass, and pop of on anyone any time.
Random hating bitch: How’s that new bitch Kaneisha?
Random hating bitch’s boyfriend: Idk, but she has mad drip, and kinda cute low key?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!