kanei

Kanei is the Greek word for pedophile

Kanei

by thatguyovertherehatesanimedude April 13, 2016

kaney

alistair kane. australian scrabble champion.

shazza: 'hey man, kaney only walks clockwise'
dazza: 'you serious? thats wierd'
shazza: 'yeh, but thats ok, he's scrabble champion'
dazza: 'right on'

by the dirty sanchez April 12, 2005

Kaney-ism

A contradictory statement that uses a large number of words to provide no information.

A Kaney-ism is a statement that explains nothing in as complicated way as possible.

by TheAustralianGuy May 20, 2015

Kanei

Kanei’s are the ones who walk into a room and everybody notices without knowing exactly why. She’s funny and goofy in the best way, the type who’ll have you laughing until your stomach hurts. She acts like she doesn’t realize how amazing she is most of the time — but trust, everyone else does.
She’s deeply caring and loving. If you’re in a bad mood, a Kanei will do everything she can to make you feel better. She’ll check on you, hype you up, and somehow say exactly what you needed to hear.
And yeah… Kanei has that quiet sexy about her. Not loud or trying too hard — it’s in her smile, the way she carries herself, that confidence mixed with softness. She’s the kind of beautiful that hits you twice: first when you see her, then again when you really get to know her.
If you’re lucky enough to be close to a Kanei, don’t lose her… because if you do, you definitely messed up.

I was in a bad mood, but Kanei showed up, looked good without even trying, and instantly made me feel better.

by Byanymeansnecessary December 29, 2025