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To be chronically injured or lame. Often characterized by repeated injuries caused by seemingly effortless tasks.
I’d like to get out there and play but I’ve been kammered all season.
Kammered by Bill Kruse January 2, 2009

Kammerer Middle School

Kammerer Middle School is a public middle school in Louisville, Kentucky. It is awful and filled with wack teachers and students. Almost everybody at Kammerer is a worthless fuck that will do nothing with their life. Guys do hella gay stuff and think it’s fine if they say no homo. The girls mostly break their backs when they take mirror pictures in the nasty bathrooms.
If ur queer and can’t read or write then u probably go to Kammerer Middle School.

kammerer 

A person who carries group projects
I am not doing anything that guy is a Kammerer
kammerer by CancerNight May 30, 2018

Kammared 

The kammar version of the word "Owned". Kammared cannot be used on a Kammar and only a Kammar can use it
You just got kammared bitch!!
Kammared by KJ13 October 21, 2011

kummered 

When your boss ejaculates in your bum hole
When you are late for work and you know your gonna get fucked for it
"How did that go mate?"
"got Kummered"
kummered by PseudoShite March 2, 2020

kammerer 

A Person who carries the whole group in video games and group projects. A person who does all the work and does not speak their mind often
Man I am not doing anything that guy is a Kammerer
kammerer by CancerNight May 30, 2018
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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