Kammelism 

A belief based on the God among men with musical prowess, and the teachings of him. (Everytime a voice cracks, an angel gets its wings)

Synonyms- The Best Choir Students

I believe in Kammelism.

Kammelism by An Avid Kammelist October 3, 2022

kimmylism 

a religion that partakes in worshipping a girl named kimmy

Today, I’m going to church. Do you worship christianity? No, worship Kimmylism.

kimmylism by WOOOOOOOD June 2, 2021

Karelism 

A religion that worships the violinist, Karel Holas. April 18 is the Karelist equivalent to Christmas, it is also known as Mom Karel Day.

I support Karelism.
Do you see that person over there? He is a Karelist.
Praise Mom Karel! :D

Karelism by yugochan July 10, 2018

Karelism 

Karelism is a retarded ideology of kids, approximately inbetween 9-11 years old. It worships the 'God' or Fuhrer' named Karel. Karel is also known as "State Hollandia Mapping" with his mapping youtube channel with almost 1 thousand subscribers. His fans and followers usually greet him with a phrase 'Heil Karel!'

A: Hey, look, Karel is online!
B: Heil Karel!
A: Heil Karelism!

Karelism by fake009 June 1, 2021

Kammunism 

Portmanteau of Kamala and communism, referencing Kamala Harris' proposed policies such as price controls and the prolongation of the Bidenflation.

Pissed off middle-class American: We can't afford 4 years of Kammunism, or America will be gone for good.

Kammunism by RakoonGamer September 12, 2024