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A guy who always will try his best to make you laugh and tries always fit in with people he likes. Doesn’t care who makes fun of him, he’s always just being himself.

He is very handsome. You get confused by how a guy can be so sweet. He’s always trying to surround himself with good people in his life and not negative people. He always protects the people he loves.

There is no guy who is as perfect as Kaleio <3
Gosh I love Kaleio

Kaleio is the best person I’ve met!

I wish I was cool as Kaleio
Kaleio by CAROOO0 August 15, 2022
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kaleidowank 

A solo sex act where a male masturbates in a room full of mirrors (often a hotel bathroom) . The many different viewing angles creates a kaleidoscope effect and can heighten the sexual gratification of narcissistic performer.
JK stood in front of the mirrors in the corner of his Holiday Inn bathroom and had a kaleidowank to pass the time.
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Kalliopi 

the most perfect, funny, beautiful, gorgeous, hilarious as fuck, best person on earth.
Kalliopi is the most trustworthy person ever. The best cousin ever.
Kalliopi is a person you could tell anything.
Kalliopi is a type of girl that hates watermelon.
Kalliopi is a girl that attracts all the guys.
Kalliopi also goes by the name of Kalli.
Kalliopi loves to swear.
Kalliopi is forgetful.
She is a great Bestfriend or sister.
She is popular.
She has a friend Lauren that is a bitch to her.
Kalliopi is someone you can't describe , because there is too much great and wonderful things about her.
Kalliopi is the best cousin I could ever have. :)
Kalliopi is the best person you could ever meet!
An exotic island beauty and the quirkiest individual you will ever meet.
Kaleia is a wonderful person.
Kaleia by Kaleiascope May 14, 2011
1. A Finnish word meaning "rock." It should be noted that Kallio does not mean church.
2. The name of a district in Helsinki
3. It's also a Finnish last name that American telemarketers cannot pronounce correctly.
4. The name that no substitute teacher can ever pronounce.
5. The name no one spells correctly
Telemarketer: "I'm from Weasels and Co and I'm selling luxury stoat spas, is Ms. CAH-Lie-Oe there?"
Kallio: "It's CAL-lee-Oh."

"Oh, look they spelled Smythe right this time!" "Well, they still managed to misspell Kallio."
Kallio by Lving Dead Girl i June 26, 2008
Someone who is sweet, sexy and awesome to be around. Everyone wants a Kleio in their life.
Dang, I could use a Kleio right about now
kleio by Husk November 27, 2016
You are a nice friendly person that is adored by many. You are trustworthy however people sometimes feel that you are hiding something from them. You know how to make people laugh. You are beautiful but you don't realize it yet, which is something you may discover in the future. You understand people and like to help others however sometimes you make people think that you aren't telling the full story
"I'm stuck in life"
"Get Kalei!"
Kalei by jumpymugglyone123 August 26, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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