A beaner that steals bikes and has a giant mole and a very small uncirumsized Penis;
A guy who is gay with a boyfriend named michael;
A person who makes fun of your mom and then becomes appologetic when he thinks he's gonna get caught and then starts crying to find out it was all a joke.
All - round awesome bitch. Tends to be attracted mostly to masculine Sagittarius blokes 5 - 10 years older than herself. Tough on the outside and jello on the inside - similar to a lychee.
Met the coolest girl at Bronteyesterday afternoon. Her name is Kaleisha and I like her.
Kaleoholic is a person who has developed a disorder characterized by the dependence on the vegetablekale, repeated excessive use of kale and/or constantly discussing kale.
Sandra had three kale smoothies and a kale salad today. I am afraid she might be a kaleoholic.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.