1. The ancient war weapon of the Chinese Nanguari warriors.
2. The name of the serbian prime minister Urmo Kakapunding.
3. The Finnish tradition of leaving a dish of Lohikeitto for the öögubuugu ghost to feast in the night.
4. The famous African car company.
5. A person who can't dance.

1. "Bring forth the kakapunding!"
2. "Mr. Kakapunding is not responsible for the incident with the accordion."
3. "Hei Mikkänen, did you put the Lohikeitto under the table?"
"No."
"Well its kakapunding today, so hurry up."
4. "I only drive a kakapunding."
5. "Mikkanän is such a kakapunding."

Kakapunding by Mikkanän February 27, 2019

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Kakatoober

A derogatory term for modern orthodox Jews who pronounce the letter ת "tuf".

Kakatoobers generally enjoy slow Eitan Katz music, their favorite food is felafel, and they are strict believers of Dina Malchuta Dina.

Moishy: I pulled up to the chasunah but just left cuz it was bare kakatoob.
Shloimy: Yo spew times wow bare kakatoobers out here

Kakatoober by ehrliche bochur April 2, 2019

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kakanumgay

a god-like being worthy of all the protection of the world, also protected by the great warrior kunal
damaging this god will result in instant death for you and all of your family
He also comes with amazing sexual powers and black hair
he is a god that also radiates infinite power but gentle kindness

John: “did you see the almighty kakanumgay over there.”
Bon: “ yes, my purpose is now fulfilled, I can die in peace knowing my life purpose has been fulfilled"

kakanumgay by almighty_shendo (mineth slave) December 29, 2019

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kakaburu

kangaroo poo, however it only truly can be called kakaburu when wrapped in a soggy lettuce leaf

Ed 'hey look is that some kangaroo poo'

Alex 'yeah' (picks it up)

Ed 'what the fuck are you doing'

Alex 'i thought i'd take it home and make myself some kakaburu, its pretty hard to buy nowadays'

Ed 'nice'

kakaburu by stephenrw January 20, 2009

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KaKtuZ

Someone that is the law and will stop at nothing to bring death sentences to those who deserve it.

They are NOT to be confused with a cactus

I tried to rebel, but KaKtuZ stopped me and sentenced me to death

KaKtuZ by Not_Kaktuz September 10, 2022

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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