Kahooka

A strong independent woman with lacklustre intelligence who is sought out by men, with very low self-esteem, because of her large ‘melons’.

*A 24 year old woman walks into the grocery store shortly after going to Starbucks. She looks like a mature woman from an anime.*

Wow, look at that Kahooka. I’m going to go compliment her Kahooki.

Kahooka by Nytamis February 13, 2018

kahonkas

fat fucking tits

Your mother has some big kahonkas

kahonkas by kahonkaman March 25, 2022

kabookadooked

To get too stoned

I shouldn’t of taken that dab I’m kabookadooked

kabookadooked by Flappytits May 12, 2019

Kahoka 

–noun a village in NE Missouri. 2,224.
Ka·hoe·ka
named for a tribe of Illinois Indians (Cahokia, meaning "Ah shit we should have left this place buried")

A town where the chief of police rapes dogs, the sheriff rapes his inmates, and the local judge gets picked up for prostitution. Also known as the asshole end of the universe.

Deliverance has nothing on Kahoka

Jake: Dude, now that college is over for the semester lets go back home to Kahoka.
Jason: Are you fucking nuts, Steve Edlen is loose again, and I have a dog with me. I refuse to let my dog get raped.
Jake: Wow, they released "Chief Animal Fucker" this soon. You're right man, lets go to Iraq, its safer there.

Kahoka by KahokaisEVIL September 9, 2009

Kahoonas 

The feminine term: breasts, boobs, tits.

The masculine word: bravery, balls, strength.

1. "That girl has awesome kahoonas!"

Kahoonas by Aredhel January 24, 2013

kahooki 

A large tit.

She has two Kahooki.

kahooki by Nytamis February 13, 2018

Kahoona 

A large fish.

Omg look at that kahoona

Kahoona by junglejonty July 13, 2022