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A Kahoona is a very good friend!
Person A:- Hey hey hey!
Person B:- Hiya!
Person A:- Whats up my kahoona?
Person B:- Ahh nothing much... you?
Person A:- All good n gravy!
Kahoona by DJ Jazzy B July 19, 2005
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A reference to the dangly parts of the male anatomy by someone who doesn't know how to spell in Spanish:

Otherwise known as Cojones.
Anglophone: Do you have the kahonas to ask her out?
Hispanophone: I have the cajones, if that is what you mean.
kahonas by fred666 December 6, 2006

kahounas 

Normally referred as big kahounas, kahounas being indentified as the testicles. Used mostley to measure machoness.
Bubba, you've got some big kahounas!
kahounas by ROBINHO333 December 31, 2006

Joe Kazoona 

Joe . Joe Tazuna. Kazoo. Joe Kazoona.
Joe kazoona is joe in kazoo and better than you

Kahoonas 

The feminine term: breasts, boobs, tits.

The masculine word: bravery, balls, strength.
1. "That girl has awesome kahoonas!"
Kahoonas by Aredhel January 24, 2013
When you are absolutely hammered to the point where you start making up words and cannot stop laughing and your dumbass friends
Mason and griffin got absolutely fucking kahoonad while catching the big kahoona
kahoonad by Bobby fuckin stokers March 26, 2023
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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