Kahoka 

–noun a village in NE Missouri. 2,224.
Ka·hoe·ka
named for a tribe of Illinois Indians (Cahokia, meaning "Ah shit we should have left this place buried")

A town where the chief of police rapes dogs, the sheriff rapes his inmates, and the local judge gets picked up for prostitution. Also known as the asshole end of the universe.

Deliverance has nothing on Kahoka

Jake: Dude, now that college is over for the semester lets go back home to Kahoka.
Jason: Are you fucking nuts, Steve Edlen is loose again, and I have a dog with me. I refuse to let my dog get raped.
Jake: Wow, they released "Chief Animal Fucker" this soon. You're right man, lets go to Iraq, its safer there.

Kahoka by KahokaisEVIL September 9, 2009

Kahoka 

Small town in Missouri. There is nothing at all to do, the cops like to pick on kids and the nearest Wal-Mart is 30 minutes away.

Jessica- I'm bored. There's nothing to do in Kahoka
Amber- I know.
Jessica- Lets go to Keokuk and walk around Wal-Mart!!
Amber- Awesome!

Kahoka by betchacanteatjustone May 13, 2009

kahkashan 

Beautiful, charming, confident person.
Doesn’t care about what people think and is content being by herself.
Hits back at body-shamers and believes that everybody is beautiful.
Lazy at times
Fierce, badass, is not afraid to take a stand and be bold
Loves herself
Impulsive and mean at time

Always the centre of attention and a great leader amongst the crowd. She is seductive and can make men fall on her feet, is a people’s person and is very social. Not hardworking but intelligent

E.g.: Oh man have you seen Kahkashan?
Man she is one hot crazy chick

kahkashan by Xxxhome May 2, 2018

kahonas 

A reference to the dangly parts of the male anatomy by someone who doesn't know how to spell in Spanish:

Otherwise known as Cojones.

Anglophone: Do you have the kahonas to ask her out?
Hispanophone: I have the cajones, if that is what you mean.

kahonas by fred666 December 6, 2006

kanokari moment

A kanokari moment is a moment when a manga seems like its going to have a confession scene but then some random event happens that stops the confession and keeps the manga going for however longer
named after the manga Rent A girlfriend where the author constantly teases progress but nothing really happens or not much changes

"Wow i can't wait for Manbagi To Confess to Tadano and get rejected"
"bro don't worry they'll be a kanokari moment and it won't happen yet"
"ok good"

kanokari moment by Moonlit Copper January 29, 2021

kahonkas

fat fucking tits

Your mother has some big kahonkas

kahonkas by kahonkaman March 25, 2022

Kahoku

It is a Hawaiian name that means The Star and anyone with this name is awesome and down to earth and this person is kind and understanding.

Kahoku

Kahoku by its.wednesdaymy.dudes July 10, 2017