Definitions by Nytamis
Kahooka
A strong independent woman with lacklustre intelligence who is sought out by men, with very low self-esteem, because of her large ‘melons’.
*A 24 year old woman walks into the grocery store shortly after going to Starbucks. She looks like a mature woman from an anime.*
Wow, look at that Kahooka. I’m going to go compliment her Kahooki.
Wow, look at that Kahooka. I’m going to go compliment her Kahooki.