Kahja

The hottest woman alive. I mean like if you have a Kahja in your life, you are so lucky. She is so hot and beautiful from her hair and down to those thighs😏 and her yummy toes😋. If you have a kahja in your life, don’t take her for granted.

“gadaymm🕶🤏👨🏾 🦲 is that kahja?” “Yes bro she’s so fine i wish i could just wife her😋.”

by kahjalover🫶🏾🥹 June 30, 2022

Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke

Originally, the full name of Jugemu, a character in a Japanese folktale. The name was given by his father after a consultation with a priest. The priest suggested many names and the father being indecisive named his son all of these names.

Now it is a joke for Scar and Wrath's real name in Fullmetal Alchemist.

Wrath: What is your real name?

Scar: Hmph... Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: What a coincidence. My name is also Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.

Wrath: Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke!

Scar: Bring it, Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpoko- I bit my tongue!

by SMYunicorn December 3, 2020

Kaharii

When someone cheats on their romantic partner for someone they met online

Person 1: Hey, I met this girl on discord and we roleplay sometimes.
Person 2: Wtf, bro? Aren't you already dating someone?
Person 1: Yeah. Don't worry, it's not romantic roleplay or anything.
Person 2: Oh ok. I thought you pulled a Kaharii.

by m2345m April 14, 2021

kahkashan

Beautiful, charming, confident person.
Doesn’t care about what people think and is content being by herself.
Hits back at body-shamers and believes that everybody is beautiful.
Lazy at times
Fierce, badass, is not afraid to take a stand and be bold
Loves herself
Impulsive and mean at time

Always the centre of attention and a great leader amongst the crowd. She is seductive and can make men fall on her feet, is a people’s person and is very social. Not hardworking but intelligent

E.g.: Oh man have you seen Kahkashan?
Man she is one hot crazy chick

by Xxxhome May 2, 2018

Kaijafied

Named after a severely inaccurate metaphor-sayer, Kaija Cheyne. To "Kaijafy" something, one shouts in a low voice, "Kaijafieddd" after a particularly awkward or overdone statement.

Statement: "Dude, that McChicken was sooo dry, I'd rather eat my Grandma."

Onlooker: "...Kaijafieddd..."

by spicychicken111 October 9, 2011

Kaja

If you ever come across a Kaja, NEVER let her go. Kajas may seem uniniterested sometimes, but they're probably just busy. If you date a Kaja, you are the luckiest guy in the world. She tends to be confident, flirty, funny, and a good listeners. Kajas are good for deep conversations too, but you have to talk to them at night. Kajas can also be badass and badgirls here and there (fe. like smoking ciggarettes or weed, doing drugs, and other illegal things). Overall, go for it, ydk when the next Kaja is gonna appear in your life!

Boy 1: omg that chick is totally a Kaja!

Boy 2: yeah that dude is lucky af.

by idontwannabeyou August 23, 2020

Kaja

pretty and funny person who knows what she wants but isn't arrogant or selfish. she's a passionate lover and would do anything for the person she's with right now.

whoever gets the love of a kaja can call themselves lucky.

she's always there for her friends and even though she sometimes makes the weirdest jokes on earth - means it all good.

Kaja's tend to be very nice, loving, funny, weird and often they have the weirdest laughs ever, that make everyone around her laugh.

i'm so glad i have Kaja as a friend
god! i can't stop laughing because of how kaja laughs!

by yo bro 1642356 February 28, 2012