A hilarious guy who has insane rizz but never uses it. Loves Travis Scott. Has a horrible ex. Cool. Lightskin. Everyone loves him. Mysterious.
by Dthehuskrfan November 11, 2023
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by Heliophilia September 21, 2013
Get the Kalon mug.I don't see much I can say here... a kaalan is a kaalan. A kaalan can mean ANYTHING. Your pet frog, a pragein, oof, smelly. It is a verb, noun, adverb, adjective, determiner, pronoun, conjunction and preposition. On a grammar quiz, write 'kaalan' on it and GOOD FOR YOU! You aced your test. Just remember: DON'T SAY IT INFRONT OF SOMEONE WITH 'KAALAN' AT THE END OF THEIR NAME.
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Just the 10x cooler version of the name “Kaylin” or “Kaylen”. Kaalin is hilarious, charming, and clever without even trying. Someone who brings out the best and worst of you, they are the kind of friend who can keep all of your secrets. Having them in your life is pretty rare, you can have people comparable to Kaalin but nothing and no one will come close to the same thing.
by dbox407 August 11, 2021
Get the Kaalin mug.He is a strong, athletic, and a very unique guy. He will never let anything stop him from doing what he wants to do in life. He is strong-willed, tough, will always take risks and sometimes stubborn. Although he can be a gentle, caring and sweet guy that will always be by your side.
by Gabby the fox September 3, 2017
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